Friday, April 9, 2010

Naked Bike Guy

There is a man in Austin who rides everywhere on his bike completely ass naked, except for a bright blue g-string banana hammock. I've seen him around before, and am past the point where I'm shocked, or even surprised anew each time I see him.

But.

He just rode right by my front window, and I have to report that while, due to this habit of excessive undress, he is normally a very tanned individual, he now looks like somebody basted him with butter and stuck him under the broiler for 50 minutes at 425 degrees. Not lobster red, just a very crispy and unnatural brown color, rather like burnt sienna with a dash of turmeric. I hope Naked Bike Guy is ok.

10 comments:

Frank Irwin said...

I'll be fi... er, I'm sure he'll be fine.

Kate said...

Picture?

libélula azul said...

Is it always the same bright blue g-string?

Kate said...

On second thought, no picture please.

Cheasty said...

Frank, I thought he looked familiar. No picture, and yes, always the same blue g-string, except when he puts on the bright yellow one. have you never seen this guy? i feel like he's everywhere.

Frank Irwin said...

I've seen him in a white g-sting.

onebadmamajama said...

Frank, where do you keep your keys while riding in nothing but a g string? lol I hope you put something on your sunburn;)

Cheasty said...

onebadmamajama! i haven't seen you in a while. welcome back!

Blanca said...

I see him all the time. he rides past my work daily off Lamar Blvd. I'm curious as to who he is..no one has yet to find out his name.

Anonymous said...

I'm wondering if Naked Biking Man is out today? And would he be wearing a turtle neck G-String?