Monday, August 24, 2009

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

So I know what you all are wondering. What on earth does a girl as intelligent, talented, sophisticated, and unspeakably beautiful as Amazing Cheastypants do when ennui creeps in? Oh many many things, I assure you, my darlings. Occasionally I will author a Pulitzer Prize winning book. When the excitement from that wears off, I've been known to fly to exotic locales in my trusty Piper Cub to set up enormous nature preserves which, naturally, I endow with a hefty bank balance to ensure long-term viability. I remember fondly one winter vacation when a film I made won both the Sundance and Cannes Film Festivals, and then there was the unspeakably wonderful time when I spontaneously tried out for Madame Butterfly at the Paris Opera and was cast as the lead soprano. Oh, the applause was thunderous, and the critics' reviews were thrilling to read! But alas, being a first-rate opera singer was not my destiny in life, and so I left it behind to continue pursuing my dream of becoming a jewel-bedecked professor of History. This summer, however, I started to feel that tickly feeling again, that get-out-and-conquer-a-new-world impulse that has so often driven me to greatness. You'll remember, of course, that I took a brief hiatus from writing this blog? Well, my sweet petunias, this is why: I needed a little free time to practice for the 2009 European Indoor Cycling World Championship, which (it almost goes without saying, really) my partner and I won. Naturally.

Would you like to see the video? Yes, yes, I thought so. Well here you go, poppets. Enjoy! I'm the one on the left.

10 comments:

Frank Irwin said...

That reminds me, you've promised me a bike ride! :-)

Cheasty said...

yes, but frank, it's still 103 degrees every day! i said i'd ride when it cooled off, and right now that's looking like october, to me. maybe an early and short one some day?

Frank Irwin said...

Fair enough. Either is fine. I do ride at about 8am on weekends. I'll also be riding in October. :-)

Kate said...

I thought they were going to make out there at the end. Awfully chummy weren't they?

You forgot to mention that me being the fabulous seamstress that I am, I designed and made those incredible outfits. Next year I am hoping to design for the WORLD championships!

(That was pretty damn cool. I am almost to the point that I don't fall down every time I ride because I can't get my feet out of the clips.)

Sarah Alaoui said...

hahaha love your writing style

Cheasty said...

kate, you dirty pig, they - er, I meant, WE, are sisters. ick! thanks so much for the costumes - an integral part of our riotous success story. :)

Sarah - thanks!

Anonymous said...

ich spreche deutsch!

lmao @ "i'm the one on the left."

but yeah, holy shit, i am impressed! and i am totally with kate - they certainly are *cough* familiar with each other aren't they? lots of crotch and butt sniffing going on there.

and there really is nothing you can't conquer, is there? ;)

-a

Kevin said...

Congratulations!

Jenna said...

Wow, where in the world do you find this random stuff (to excel in)?! :)

Cheasty said...

facebook, jenna. people post random videos all the time!