After I posted the picture (see post below) of Smiley, my high school sweetheart, I talked to my family, all of whom know and love the dude, and almost all of whom made some comment along the lines of "where the f*ck did you get that picture of Smiley" or "what the hell happened to Smiley" or "my god, he looks like a serial killer." I know. I did, to be fair, say in advance that it was possibly the worst picture ever taken of him, but I feel bad. So here, just in case you were wondering, is what this fine fellow really looks like. My apologies, Smiley. I hope this makes you feel better!