What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
"Dam!"
(hehe.)
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6 comments:
How about this one?
A guy waked into a doctor's office and said "I think I'm a moth". The doctor replied "I think you want the psychiatrist's office just down the hall". The guy replied "I was on my way there but I noticed your light was on".
haha! that's fantastic!
anybody else got a good one?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...::breathing::...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Thanks for the lovely jokes ladies!!
so a rabbi, a kangaroo, and a rainbow walk into a bar. the bartender looks at them and asks, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
Hey, you got the fish joke from me! Cite your sources!
nope, got it from Scrubs. but maybe she got it from you!!
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