Saturday, February 21, 2009

These Are Like Two Of My Favorite Things

There are few things I love more than ice cream. Yummy creamy, full of toppings, delicious ice cream. Oh, num num num. Ben and Jerry´s, come to mama. Interestingly, there are also few things I love more than excellent mockery of our late great president, Mr. George W. Bush. And, what do you know? Today in my inbox I recieved the following, and I am unspeakably delighted. Ice cream flavors that mock George Bush? This is genius!

Ben &Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama. They then asked people to fill in the blank to the following:

For George W. Bush, we should create "_________".

Here are some of their favorite responses:

1. Grape Depression
2. Abu Grape
3. Cluster Fudge
4. Nut'n Accomplished
5. Iraqi Road
6. Chock 'n Awe
7. WireTapioca
8. Impeach Cobbler
9. Guantanmallow
10. imPeachmint
11. Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker. Swirl
12. Heck of a Job, Brownie!
13. Neocon Politan
14. RockyRoad to Fascism
15. The Reese's-cession
16. Cookie D'oh!
17. The Housing Crunch
18. Nougalar Proliferation
19. Death by Chocolate. and Torture
20. Credit Crunch
21. Country Pumpkin
22. Chunky Monkey in Chief
23. George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate
24. WM Delicious
25. Chocolate Chimp
26. Bloody Sundae
27. Caramel Preemptive Stripe
28. I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands - with nuts.

Honestly, I laughed so hard at so many of these that I´m hard-pressed to pick a personal favorite, though I think 9, 11, and 19 are right up there at the top. So what do you think? Which one wins? Do you have any contributions of your own?

13 comments:

Lindsey said...

I think 23 is pretty funny. I'll never forget the look on Mike Meyers' face when Kanye West made his comment. It looked like his colon siezed up.

H-SPO said...

i think it is crazy that two of your favorites are 9 and 11. hmmm. also, wire tapioca is my favorite. ha.

Bull City Running Co. said...

definitely #12 (come on, it was a direct quote -- whoever came up with this should get a prize) followed by #11 in a close second place.
miss you!

Stephanie said...

I'd eat all of them just to make a statement! (and I don't even like ice cream that much).

colie said...

you know this is basically all my dreams come true, right?

Erin said...

while i may be one of your few friends who actually really liked dubya, i still think some of these flavors at least sound tasty! come on, if i could eat ice cream with every meal i would!

Sam said...

11 is clearly the winner.

12 is a close second.

Anonymous said...

I like 4 and 6. But I thinks 22 defines Dubya.
-Ashesh

Anonymous said...

Wire Tapioca is fucking great. I love it. (it's Christy btw)

Cheasty said...

glad you liked them, everybody. who knows what B&J will choose in the end, but i´ll be sure to get in line to buy my 12 million pints. hooray! iraqi road!!!

The Creative Housewife said...

#11, for sure.

Mr. Poopie said...

I think Impeachmint, sums up my sentiments quite nicely. I would have savored every delectable moment of that flavor. Although I must admit, I could nearly taste the good riddance swirl as he boarded the helicopter.

originalrager said...

bwah hahahahaha - if you've ever been to the Ben & Jerry's location in Vermont, they have this little section of the grounds dedicated to the flavor graveyard, flavors that didn't make it. I wonder if they'll add the ones from this list that don't make the cut. I'd visit again, jsut to take pictures of that! lolol

Oh, and # 11 is hilarious, but I'd have to pick # 23 - cuz I think I don't like Kanye West as much as I don't like Bush!