Wednesday, May 21, 2008

A Popularity Contest

Inspired by your creative energies, I would like to announce a red-letter day. On this, the 21st of May, I am launching the first ever Cheastypants Popularity Contest!! (wooo-hoooooo!!! yayayayaaaaayyyy!!!) From some of the amazing selections of disgusting yogurt combinations you all submitted the other day, we are now going to choose which one is the most execrable, the most repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, off-putting, foul, nasty and gross yogurt flavor in the world. Are you ready? Please put your vote in the comments. The winner will be awarded.... something. I'm not sure what, yet, but something. Maybe a yogurt? hehe.

1. Sardines and blueberry yogurt (fish on the bottom?)

2. Bouvier Des Flandres and Lhasapoo yogurt? You get the best of all flavored yogurt that sounds sophisticated and incorporates poo!

3. Strawberry escargot yogurt.

4. Sauerkraut and peach yogurt.

5. Blue cheese and vanilla chai yogurt.

6. Meatloaf yogurt.

7. "Texas Popourri"
essence of homeless person sweat, chunks of I35 pavement, shavings of cedar fever, yellow numbers 5 and 7, dash of Matthew McConaughey's weed, bluebonnets.

8. Creamed spinach and peach with chunky goodness!

9. Black olives and peanut butter yogurt.

10. Maple syrup and pickle yogurt.

All right, have at it, Internet. May the grossest yogurt win!

P.S. Wish me luck. This will be my last post until after my oral defense, which is Friday afternoon. And for those of you who think I might post afterwards to let you know how it went, let me tell you that if it goes well, I'm not going anywhere near a computer until at least Sunday. Well, maybe I'll log on briefly to give you a thumbs up or a thumbs down. But only if the computer gets to me before the champagne does. It'll be a fight to the death, though, and my money is on the champagne.

OK now, vote, my poppets. Vote!


moxita said...

Sauerkraut and peach -yuk!

Cheastika, will be thinking of you Friday!

Alison in Colorado said...

As someone who has migraines triggered by yogurt, they all sound bad. However, sauerkraut and peach was my pick, as well.

Good luck on Friday!

Anonymous said...

Texas Potpourri. Anything with human DNA, especially sweat, in it is the worst by default.

Judita said...

Yay! Texas Potpourri

Cary said...

I'm going with Meatloaf. That shit is nasty enough without adding a cultured dairy product. Ewwwww.

Anonymous said...

Sauerkraut and peach - i mean really, is there any other option?

i have to go now, i just trew up a little in my mouth thinking about that....

The Fairy King

Your friendly neighborhood pharmacist said...

Texas Potpourri. Gag.

Good luck today!

Anonymous said...

As much as I like to vote for myself (strawberry and escargot) I think I'm going to have to go with sauerkraut and peach. Yarg!

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

black olives and peanut butter.

(because olives overcome the taste of anything they are put together with. and, well peanut butter yogurt is gross enough by itself!)