Crasey sent me this joke. She said it's one of her favorites, but 90% of the people she tells it to either don't get it, or think it's totally dumb. Clearly, I'm in the 10% that think it's hilarious.
A guy was out walking his dog one hot afternoon, when he passed by a bar and decided to stop for a drink. He and his dog walked in and the bartender said, "Hey, no dogs allowed, buddy."
Thinking fast, the man responded, "But this is my seeing eye dog!"
"That's not a seeing eye dog," said the bartender. "How dumb do you think I am? That's a chihuahua."
"Wait a minute," said the guy. "Are you saying they gave me a goddamn CHIHUAHUA?!?"