Monday, April 7, 2008

I Love This Joke, Too.

Crasey sent me this joke. She said it's one of her favorites, but 90% of the people she tells it to either don't get it, or think it's totally dumb. Clearly, I'm in the 10% that think it's hilarious.

A guy was out walking his dog one hot afternoon, when he passed by a bar and decided to stop for a drink. He and his dog walked in and the bartender said, "Hey, no dogs allowed, buddy."

Thinking fast, the man responded, "But this is my seeing eye dog!"

"That's not a seeing eye dog," said the bartender. "How dumb do you think I am? That's a chihuahua."

"Wait a minute," said the guy. "Are you saying they gave me a goddamn CHIHUAHUA?!?"

6 comments:

Supna said...

Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk!! :)

Alison said...

Hmmm...this joke sounds eerily familiar, somehow I've got a sneaking suspicion I've heard it before. Hee hee. But who really am I to talk? I have one joke dammit and I'll reuse it as much as I need to because it'll never stop being funny to me.

H-SPO said...

i laughed out loud. but i think you knew that i would...

Cheasty said...

i was hoping...

what's your joke, alison?

Anonymous said...

I finally get it. lol
--Leo

Alison said...

mine's here now: http://bluedragonfly.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/my-one-1-joke/